A zoo in Illinois is selling, from its gift shop, "christmas ornaments handcrafted out of reindeer dung". Now, I know what you're thinking: "How do I know it's really reindeer dung? They aren't going to shortchange me with inferior dung, are they?
Well, don't you worry about that; they will provide a certificate of authenticity with each all-natural ornament. You can either have your dried chunk of reindeer feces clear-coated or "rolled in glitter". Imagine, for only five dollars you can have a ball of glittery reindeer turds!
The newspaper said Friday that while reindeer are not small animals, their waste products come out in small chunks suitable for the branches of a tree.
Hey, thanks for letting me know, nameless newspaper. I was thinking of just putting it where the star goes until I got that tip.
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